Since the entertainment industry feels alot like high school much of the time, I figured I'd stage a mock election based on last night Grammy Awards show.
Perennial Best Dressed: Kelly Osbourne
Most likely to have been influenced by Dwayne Wayne: Lupe Fiasco
Family most tolerant of nonsense: Weird Al's
Most likely to have been influenced by Dwayne Wayne: Lupe Fiasco
Most likely to bite your neck at the after party: Skyler Grey
Most likely to have found the Fountain of Youth: Cyndi Lauper
Best hair, male: Bruno Mars
Best hair, female: Adele
Most unexpected Farrah Fawcett impression: Rhianna
Most likely to have mated with a Gobot: Sasha
Most overlooked, but always there, Destiny's Child member: Kelly Rowland
Best use of a Spectromagic Parade prop cast-off: Deadmau5
Best use of a Golden Girls wardrobe cast-off: Katy Perry
Nice try, but you're no Gaga award: Nicki Minaj
Most likely hiding place for lost woodland creatures: Steve Earle's beard
Second most likely...: Fleet Foxes
Best use of granny panties: Fergie
Best effort of pretending to look at her eyes: Marc Anthony
Best "Look Ma, no hands!" moment: Bruce Springsteen
Most likely to glow in the dark: Coldplay
Most likely to have side jobs as Coldplay set decoraters: La Vida Boheme
Best behaved: Lady Gaga
Best tribute EVER: Jennifer Hudson for Whitney Houston
Worst tribute ever: The two morons texting during Glen Campbell's standing ovation
Best tribute, quirky edition: Foster the People for The Beach Boys
Most likely to be imprisoned (for swiping your Crest Whitestrips): Ryan Seacrest
"Are we forgiving him already???" award: Chris Brown
Most likely to succeed, this decade: Taylor Swift
Most likely to succeed, for life: Adele
Best send-off
Now stock up on popcorn, only two weeks until the Oscars!
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